Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you an
expensive analysis about you,
which..............
your SPOUSE..........
gives............
free anyway.........
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The stock mrkets are now like an old man's di*k.
JUST REFUSING TO RISE.
Irony is that everybody is still getting f**ked!
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Do you know why the spelling of women start with 'W'?
Because all questions in the world start with 'W'..
Such as - Why? What? When? Whom? Where? Who...o?
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Written on a board in the church, "God Never fails"
Somebody wrote below it, "Let him trade in NIFTY FUTURE..!"
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Teacher, "What do u call a person who cannot hear"
Sardar, "u call him anything, bcz he cannot hear!"
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Definition of a wife:
A person who will ask you a question, answer it herself,
and then say, "you are wrong".
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sardarni came last in breast stroke swimming competition.
She said -" i dont want to complain but i think other
ladies were using their arms."
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Girl told her engagement plans.
Father - "does this fellow have any money?"
Girl - "oh! dad, u men r alike, thats exactly what he
asked me about you".
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Height of language misuse...
Microbiology professor says-
"there are 8 sexually transmitted diseases.
U will get atleast one in the exam!!!"
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If,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=???
Think bfr scrolling down...
Ans is 1
remember d first line
don't complicate simple things.
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