Doctor implants a new ear on a man.
man - "U fraud, U gave me a woman's ear"
Doc - "it makes no difference"
Man - "it does, now hear everything
but undrstand nothing.
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Banta screws a prostitute, goes under bed, comes out
from other side, screws her again. Repeats five times.
Impressed, She looks under the bed and finds five sardars.
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Year 2020 AD
Mom angerily to her KG Kid
"I told you so many times, U were born,
not DOWNLOADED."
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Santa went to hospital for advice on family planning.
Saw notice on entrance, "For family Planning, USE REAR ENTRY"
He went back home and lived happily thereafter.
...
A female police officer to a drunk man -
"U R under arrest, anything u say, can & will be held against u,
do u want to say anything?"
Drunk : "nice boobs!"
...
Whats the difference between bra, panty and insurance?
.
.
.
.
.
Think
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they all provide
minimum cover
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.
to maximum
risk areas..!!
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One woman to another -
MEN ARE LIKE RAIN
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
THEY'RE COMING,
HOW MANY INCHES U WILL GET,
&
HOW LONG IT WILL LAST.
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Parsi - "At my funeral, I want u to pour a
bottle of irish whiskey over my body..."
Sardar - "sure, but would you mind if i
filter it through my kidneys first..."
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Viagara now available in powder form
to be put in tea.............................
Does nothing to Erections but stops
ur biscuits from going soft.
Enjoy your tea!!
