Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki se
apni wife ko roti pakate dekha to chilla ke bola,
'MERI ROTI MAT PAKANA'...
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Advocate - Talaak karvane ke 5001 rupee lgenge.
Husb - Pagal ho, pandit ji ne to 51 rupaye mein shaadi krayi thi.
Advocate - dekh liya na SASTE KA NATIJA.
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Sharabi ek sadhu se takra gya.
Sadhu - Ae murakh, main tujhe shrap deta hoon.
Sharabi - Ruk jao maharaj
main GLASS le ke aata hoon...
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Friends are like Asian Paints 'dunya badal de'.
Girlfriends are like Everest masale 'taste me best'.
But wife is like mosquito coil 'dhoond dhoond ke maregi'.
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Vodaphone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
HUTCH ki yad main - ab wo bandar se ad
karwana chahte hain.
Tujhe meri dosti ki kasam - kahin chhup ja---.
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Mumy: beta q ro rahe ho?
Beta: papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mumy: beta aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge
Beta : kaamwali ko konse tables aate hain...
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99 saal ke bad 1 aadmi swarag ki ronak aur
APSARA dekh kar bola, " ye RAMDEV BABA ke aur
unke PRANAYAM ke CHAKKAR me na pada hota
to yahan pehle hi aa gaya hota..
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