Two gays got into a heated argument,
when one of them said angrily - "kiss my ass".
The other one replied, "this is no time to be romantic".
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Do you know how did Mallika get a huge
set of Boobs?
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Exactly...
Aise Hi...
daba daba ke!!
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Grandson: Grandpa, why are u sitting out in cold air without your pants?
Grandpa : Without my shirt, I had a stiff neck yesterday.
This is your grandma's idea!
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Man - "May I offer u a whiskey?"
Woman - "No, whiskey is bad for my legs"
Man -"Legs? Oh what happens? Do they pain or swell?"
Woman - No, they spread...!"
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One universal truth,
when girls wear tight jeans,
neither they are comfortable,
nor boys are...
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3 grls walking on the road. Parrot shouts RED GREEN PINK
Grls know that its their panty color.
Next day they don't wear panties. Parrot shouts TRIM SHAVE CURLY...
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What is the similarity between doing sexx and doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instruments.
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Russian - sir, we got a very large order from Americans for 16" condoms.
I think it is to embrass us.
Boss:No problem, complete the order and mark SMALL SIZE.
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The problem is that god has given men a brain and a pennis.
But he provides enough blood to run one at a time.
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Diff between wife and neighbours wife-
Wife is like chocolate. Can have anytime.
Neighbours wife is like ice cream.
Should have immediately.
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Why do women wear underwear?
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Bcz the law states that all manholes must be covered, when not in use!.
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Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what is in my hand, i'll ley u have it.
Aunt: Listen, if u can hold it in one hand then I am not interested.
